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Age/Gender: 18, Male
Location: Chilliwack, B.C. Canada
Job: Student/Flash Duder
Sup! I'm the crazy pickle-eating mullet-man that makes "The Duders" flash 'toons and sometimes games. Enjoy the stupidity. :3
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Whistle Status: Garbage
Exp. Points: 4,720 / 4,900
Exp. Rank #: 3,144
Voting Pow.: 6.29 votes
BBS Posts: 1,376 (2.6 per day)
Flash Reviews: 53
Music Reviews: 6
Trophies: 1
Stickers: 30
get a lil' higher.
I'm not from the U.S., but ya get the idea.
Anyway, same shit. Workin' on Duder shorts and games while jugglin' school. Been doin' things to the site every now and then too. Join the forums, watch the toons, obey the mullet, etc. etc.
Also, I was bored and drew(or traced, then modified) a Beatles Sea Of Science poster, then drew 'em like The Duders. Figured it be a fun lil' poster to pop in a characters room.
That's all. Peace.

FINALLY the site is up! ...well somewhat anyway. :P
I still got a few pages to finish and one or two to make, along with prettyin' it up with some nice pics once my digital-cam works again. Anyway check it out if ya'd like. It's nothin' special, though I am amazed that I actually figured out how this site stuff works and got somethin' done.
I got a few Duder shorts in the works, one lookin' real good. :3
Other then that I've been screwin' 'round with Swift 3D, which is pretty simple to use after a few tuts. I've been workin' on a game (shit, I lost) once and a while which is turnin' out neat. Lookin' forward to submitting my next flash cause I wanna try out that Flash Ad thing.
I also got my second NG shirt in the mail yesterday. (Newgrounds Logo - Black)
<3
'Kay now I gotta get back to work on both school and flash. Peace guys. Rock on! :P
P.S. I'd really love some more fan art to pimp out the Fan-Art page with. : )
Update: Released a stupid new Duder Short. ^^

Lung Problems, Duder Shorts, and Mullets! (Oh My!)
Posted by TheCriminalDuder Mar. 26, 2008 @ 7:58 PM EDTHai guyz!
If your a lazy-little-Larry, here's it all summed up in point form... I was sick, am now better, working on Duder Shorts, and thank you NG for everything.
So ya I had Acute Bronchitis throughout most of the end of Feb. and beginin' of March. Then durring spring break that got worse due to unknown mold on my walls makin' me sicker. Eventually it turned into Pneumonia after seein' a chest X-ray.
I'm better now thanks to an inhaler and pills and blah blah blah. Still have a bad couph and crap, but I'm fine.
Now for somethin' ya may actually care about!
Justin suggested that I make an intro for Duder Shorts. So ya, after writing, composing, and gettin' a crunked Darryl to sing... BAM! (No preloader but only 213 kb, so ya should be good.)
I'll probably touch it up more and more over time, I wanna pimp out the back wall with TAGs and junk. So if ya got a decent TAG ya want me to plug in their let me know vai PM, comment, etc.
I'm not up to much really. Got a bunch of scripts and are whippin' up some storyboards.
Got a totally awesome Duder Short in the works!!! /cue girlish scream of joy.
Anyway, I'm gettin' my huntin' license soon to get out of the actual house. So just in case I'm not around I might as well get this off my chest.
I just want to personally thank a few poeple.
I'd like to thank everyone who watches the Duders or even just watched one of 'em even if they didn't like it.
I'd like to thank the small but totally awesome group of Duder fans. (All what... 5 of you? lol)
Thank you reviewers, even the annoying kids, feedbacks feedback and I appreciate you taking your time.
A big thank you to the Flash Reg Lounge for a) putting up with me and my crazy pickle eating mullet manness and b) being cool and helping me find my home on NG.
A special hick thanks to BoMie for awesome advice, inspiration, and confidence.
And then one to The Beard and all of NG's staff for givin' a lazy-ass stoner criminal like me a place to actually "exist" so to speak and for supporting The Duders for the last year or so.
Oh, and I bought my second NG shirt today. The Stores turnin' out pretty nice. Can't wait to see it filled up with even more stuff and peni-pals. :3
Oh, and one more thing... I'm pretty sure The Beard beats The Mullet, I'd like to see what you guys think. :)

Life great ain't it?
Anyway, I made some stupid yet fun lil' thing while screwing around with movement on slopes and character selection type crap. Nothing special, but I thought it was need and I've already started turning that mini-beta-engine-thingy into somethin' else, for somethin' a lot cooler!
Me and the guys have been bored and somewhat overwhelmed with work, school, classic high school drama, and russian redheads(<3). We thought for a fun change of pace we'd switch and spend a few days makin' up new designs for Duder merchindise.
Ding! <= Their's a linky in that there blog post where you can see some crappy ol' thrown together MTC Duder store we quickly whipped up as a test, to see how the thing works.
"WTF? Duder merchindise? Dude... you don't even have a series page. Why?"
Cause whenever me or the guys or any of us is bored for that matter we do what we want to do. Wheither its makin' a toon, game, design, website, apple bong, gravity bong, beer bong, etc. etc. etc.
Oh right, I made one or two more music loops too I think. Just check the "Latest Audio Submission" thing and blah blah blah...
......hey look Mullet King fanart in pixels! By: Good ol' Horner!
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There's a sneak peak at crap to come.
MTCaptain fans outta love this. :3
Edit:
So ya.... me and the guys are going over a bunch of designs and shit for merchindise. We're all bored and wanna take a break from toons, games, and site stuff.
Expect some redesigned and new stuff.
Also spring breaks next week, this means ya'll better get off your ass and keep an eye out for a duder short, game, or even maybe an episode!

I've been up late this weekend workin' on this lil' game here.
Click the lil' black arrows by the giant "?"'s to toggle through the character selection. Ya can either pick Johno or MTCaptain right now. Once the characters are picked click the black arrow on the side. That'll take you to a test level. You can run around, jump, etc.
CONTROLS!
p1:
arrow keys - movemet
shift = push/attack
p2: D, R, F, G - movement
capslock = push/attack
Looks like it's comin' along nicely eh? The animations are fun and no problem. Eventually I wanna finish and upgrade this engine one day into a duder beat 'em brawler game. Course that's still a ways away as half the programming I do I don't understand. :P
The way this ones going it's probably going to be chucked like other games. Either that or I'll get too pissed at the coding and leave it alone for a month or two. None the less the sprite animations are reusable. I'm very tempted to make a Johno game as poor Johno has the least duder screen time. :*(
I'm having a good day today though, sure I got lil' sleep... but it's a very pleasent and peaceful day. :3
Updated: 03/01/08 10:55 PM 1 comment | Log in to comment! | Share this!JOHNNY HORNER I WANT YOUR BABIES! Also, update.
Posted by TheCriminalDuder Feb. 26, 2008 @ 11:24 PM ESTNews!
I was bored and uploaded a bunch of new smileys and poped in some google ads on the Duder Entertainment Forums. I still gotta add some other new smileys and open and resave 'em all so the white bit of the image turns transparent.
If ya haven't registered for the forums yet please do. I won't lie, their deader then dead, but hey maybe you'll lurk around and out of the 58 Total Topics and 833 Total Posts ya may find something that will either break you or make you lol.
Current Projects!
Theirs one(two?) duder shorts I should really get off my ass and finish. Most of the games are on hold as I hate programming and am still lookin' for a coder. The script for Duders Ep2 is much better then the last one. I got the screenplay for it done too. All I got left is the storyboard sometime and then get the voice acting done for it. After that I'll start production.
I'm mainly just chillin' and workin' on flash 2-5 hours a day, mostly just doodlin', practicin' drawin', and workin' on Duder sprites for a Duder games.
Personal Life!
Not next weekend, but the one after is my birthday... porn will no longer be forbidden and lose all value...
Anyway, ya... my body is killin' me thanks to fitness testing in my strength and conditioning class. Thankfully medical herbs can solve that problem.
Also!
Cannabis Culture is a great magazine, I made a new Duder short, and a new music loop for it out of the sake of randomness.
Actually I honestly think that newest Duder short is a stepping-stone or whatever they're called as its the first one with more then one BG and multiple shots. I really like the shoulder-shot of Val and Scotty. :3
And finally... Johnny Horner I want your babies.

News!
Me and John are still workin' on the site, we kinda ran into some problems so we're putting some parts on hold, but don't worry we're still workin' on the site.
Current Projects!
Workin' on one duder short written by both me & Justin, an MTCaptain shooter, and an MTCaptain side scrolling shooter thingy.
I got a lot other stuff but those are the main three I'm focusing on right now. I got even more planned. :P
Personal Life!
Me & Justin also made our first Gravity Bong today. It's been years since I've smoked from one. :3
Other then that school seems to be a bit of a pain. I'm gettin' more and more homework everyday. :*(
Also!
If their are any programmers out there that would be interested in helping me code some games or code 'em by 'emselfves and are interested in a 50/50 in the rewards for sponsored games Please drop me a PM.

News!
Their's a sad, sad, sad, lonely lil' Duder contest coming to an end soon unless more poeple decide to enter. :3
Also: Me and John have already started work on the site. It'll be both fixed and redesigned within the next week. (Hopefuly...)
So we won our first reward... :*)
I'm quite happy, this came unexpected, but in the good way. Even though I kind of lucked out big time by winning Daily 3rd as it was a slow day and below-average day. No offense to anyone, all the others were great. Daily 1st to 10th place were awesome flashes. I suggest checking 'em out. :)
Current Projects!
The Duders Ep1 is goin' to be done soon. Funny as it's a lil' bit different art style as the one I'm currently using. After EP1 I'll be strictly the style of The Duders: Weather, I feel that with that FBF/Tween style-thingy I can work with and make even better somehow.
Other then that I have another short or two in the works along with a game. ^^
Personal Life!
I'm still pretty happy 'bout that award. Feels like a great way to start off the year and feels great to finally get an award after a solid year of work and practice. :) Seeing duders finally on the front page.. brings me so much joy.
I guess umm... being stoned on NG is somewhat of a bad idea judgeing by my own stupidity shown on the forums. :P
Special Thanks!
To all the poeples who voted, supported, helped, and are just plain awesome! Thanks guys! It means a lot. <3
Shit, I gone and made this too long and boring. Sorries! :(
And now me and my bro shall continue our normal activities.
Pic unrelated.

News!
Their's a duder contest thingy happenin'.. check it out. You may like the prizes. :3
Other then that next week me and John will be pullin' a few all-nighters to get the site both fixed, redesigned, and the redesign launched! (finally!)
Current Projects!
Got Duder Ep1 so close to being done! Give me just a lil' more time.
Been bored and takin' breaks from Duder Ep1 to make random duder shorts. Also been gettin' into music lately. Here's something to make your ears bleed.
Me and the guys have been throwing around a lot of Duder game ideas too... looks like I'll have to suffer through more programming. T.T
Personal Life!
I'm single... very depressing............
I got a wee bit more free time then usual next week so I'll have a nice stress-releiving week of lost momeries and who knows what else. I may also cut the mullet soon so I may grow a stronger untainted mullet. (I'm weird. ^^)
I've been very busy the last few weeks with school and my bro kidnapping me. :P
: Duder short screeny - yeah, I'm screwing around with new stuff again. >:3
