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TheCriminalDuder
I am a creator - I love to create. :3

Derek Vandenberg @TheCriminalDuder

Age 34, Male

Animator/Voice Actor

UFV

Canada B.C.

Joined on 12/4/06

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give my $20 back asshole.

Only if you take the memories away. :P

the mullet man is here

I wish I had a bunch of people playing electric bass when I entered buildings - like Kings having trombone players play as he arrives with his red carpet.

How does it happen anyway? Getting acess to front page posts I mean.

Ya need at least one trophy on Newgrounds and shit am I happy I got that one trophy. I got one in the beginning of last year, it was a great. Hope to get another one soon.

What are you writing about in your book?

It's a poetry book. I was inspired after reading Jim Morrison's The Lords and The New Creatures, and after reading T. S. Elliot, Walt Whitman, Emily Dickinson, and other poets in my university classes.

It's made up of two chapters. The first is just over a hundred pages and is almost a year of work. It contains poems going everywhere with nothing sacred. Though I tend to lean towards some themes every few pages.

The second chapter is a special experiment. It's 12 Mind Wonders. The best way to describe it, is gonzo poetry, half inspired by Hunter S. Thompson books and half from odd thoughts I have. I don't edit them ever, usually write them in one go, and just release myself typing anything that comes. It's not poetry without thinking cause by Wonder 8 mid-year I noticed the entire thing does have a theme - it's wondering around my mind - or some form of manifestation of it.

I have 11 Mind Wonders, and 84 pages of the first chapter. I've toke time and effort to make it not rushed. I'm going to be selling it on Cafepress.com for roughly $6 or $8. Though I'm thinking of buggin' Tom to see if he'd be willing to sell my book in the NG store.

mullet man is going to kill us all

The mullet man from cute madness is quite near unstopable.

i will stop him. he will never kill me >:)

We'll see.

does the mullet man want a pickle?

Yes.

aww the mullet man wants a pickle

and a series page for The Duders.

Nice poster Derek. :p I love it!