Ever wonder what the scripts I write for those crazy Duder shorts of mine look like?
Probably not, but here's a behind the Duders look anyway!

Who liked The Duders: Sword Shavin'? It got a decent score for NG so I guess it's an okay one.
Anyways here's the script........

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Cut: Pans right showing Val and Wolf chillin on the couch smoking joints.

Wolf: Hey, you remember that time you tried sword shaving?

Val: Sword-shavin' eh?

Cut: Val in corner baked as fuck remembering.

(Thought clouds appear over Val's head)

(Val appears in cloud in bathroom holding a sword near his face.)

Val: Easy... easy...

(Val strikes with the sword and his beard puffs perfectly trimmed.)

Val: Fuck ya!

(A chunk of Val's cheek falls to the floor with a bop and he begins to bleed.)

Val: Lame.

(Clouds pop away and Val looks back at Wolf)

Cut: Original shot of Wolf and Val

Val: Sword-shavin' hurts.

(Jay floats by in the BG on a cloud. Theirs a box on his cloud with him.)

Jay: Wow... holy tits guys, this cloud totally rocks.
Elliot/Box: One of you dumbshits let me out of this box!
Jay: No mister space phantom ninja - you stay in your box.

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Wolf: Yeah. Know what else hurts? Flying swords!

(Wolf throws a sword at Val and Val's beard and stash is cut clean off and falls to the floor.)

Val: Fuck you doin'?

(Val looks shocked and then reaches down and slaps his facial hair back on his face.)

Cut: Close up of freaked out Wolf

Wolf: That's just fucked up.

Cut: Back to full shot

Val: Wonder what fire-shavin' is like...
(Val lights his facial hair on fire with a lighter)

Val: Huh, neat.

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(Wolf reaches around and grabs a bag of Marshmallows and a poker thingy)

Wolf: Mind if I cook marshmallows over you...?

Val: No way! Let's make s'mores!

Cut: "S'MORES <3" screen for few seconds.

Cut: Credits with music

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Neat? Boring? Why the fuck ya show me this? How baked was I when I wrote it?
Hope someone found that neat. Happy Valentines day guess.

This day is special wanna know why? The "main" character of The Duders - Val, his name is named after this day. When I was in middle school I never got a date so everyone gave me the nickname "Valentine" to make fun of how I didn't get a date - it wasn't mean, it was a joke amoung friends. Anyway "Val" is short for "Valentine" if ya didn't guess. The characters full name is Valentine Edward Hudson - but his friends call him Val for short.

Everyone remember this lil' stoner with his mullet and goatie this day eh? :3

UPDATE: Got a scene for Duders Ep2 done today. Only 8 more. 1 out of 9 done. I'll be startin' work on another scene either tonight or tomorrow.